I don't have an iPhone

don't have one — don't want one

I don't have an iPhone

I don't have an iPhone (much to the disappointment of the people who text me).

I don't want an iPhone (even though I'm a self-described Apple fan).

Instead, I have a Google Pixel 4a 5G (which should win an award for its terrible name).

I love this phone for two reasons:

  1. I bought it new for $350, half the price of the iPhone 12.
  2. The battery lasts TWO AND A HALF DAYS!

I couldn't care less about iMessage support.